About this episode
Happy Halloween from A Little Throuple Tea. We showed up dressed as salt, lime and tequila and asked the only question that really matters: which one of us dies first in a horror movie?This week we throw our throuple into a slasher movie, a haunted house and a full zombie apocalypse to see who actually survives.Caleb is apparently willing to go check the noise, Daniel thinks he can Reiki the killer, Will already has the baseball bat, and somehow a man showing up with a knife turns into a debate over whether the bulge makes the risk worth it.Then we use actual evidence.When Caleb thought a bear was coming after us in Alaska, he ran first and asked questions later. So naturally, his horror-movie survival score is already questionable.From there, we move into haunted-house territory. Would we spend the night in one for $25,000? Who investigates the noise? Who talks to the ghost? Who runs first? And after admitting we already messed with a Ouija board years ago, the answer to whether we would do that again is a very firm NO.We also get into the creepy stuff we can’t totally explain, including shadows in mirrors, lights acting weird and those moments when a place just gives you the feeling that you need to leave.Then civilization ends.In our zombie apocalypse, Daniel still wants to make tri-tip, somebody is apparently checking the mail, Starbucks is somehow still on the itinerary, and the three of us quickly learn that teamwork may not be enough to save everyone.Eventually we lock in the official horror-movie death order. Feelings are hurt. Nobody is shocked.Also in this episode:• Our tequila-shot Halloween costumes • The real reason Caleb may die first • Reiki for murderers • Would we stay overnight in a haunted house for $25,000? • Why we are NEVER touching a Ouija board again • Childhood horror movies that scared the hell out of us • Shadows in mirrors and other creepy experiences • Zombie-apocalypse tri-tip • A completely unnecessary Starbucks run during the end of civilization • The official “who dies first” verdict • Trick-or-Treat Bowl of Chaos • Full-size candy bar ambitions • Sexy Halloween costume chaos • Sassy Astrology during Mercury retrograde • Daniel’s Halloween Dad Joke This week’s Sassy Astrology also comes with a reminder worth keeping:Maybe Plan B isn’t the consolation prize. Maybe Plan A just wasn’t that good.And sometimes the universe changes the route because there was something better up ahead.Tell us: who dies first in YOUR friend group during a horror movie? And would you spend the night in a genuinely haunted house for $25,000?Download the FREE Throuple Tea app on Apple and Android to chat with us while we record, send us a Throuple Hotline message and hang out with the community.Check out Tres Amigos, Una Vida Books One and Two, and read our weekly companion article with the Los Angeles Blade.Follow, subscribe, rate, review and send this episode to the person you already know you would sacrifice first during the zombie apocalypse.Throuple life. It doesn’t suck.
