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Season 2 · Episode 8 · March 13, 2026

Which Golden Girl Are We? Dorothy, Blanche, Rose or Sophia… The Results Surprised Us

Every friend group has Golden Girl energy… the real question is which one you actually are. In Episode 8 of A Little Throuple Tea , we attempt to figure…

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About this episode

Every friend group has Golden Girl energy… the real question is which one you actually are.

In Episode 8 of  A Little Throuple Tea , we attempt to figure out which Golden Girl each of us truly is — and quickly realize you don’t get to assign your own character.

We break down the personalities of Dorothy, Blanche, Rose, and Sophia, argue about which one we think we are, and reveal what those choices say about our relationship dynamic as a real-life throuple.

Along the way we talk about why  The Golden Girls  became such a cultural staple for gay audiences, the power of chosen family, and why the show still resonates decades later.

Plus we recap the latest Vanderpump Rules drama, pull the weekly cards during Sassy Astrology, bring back the Chaos Bowl, and close the episode with Daniel’s infamous Dad Joke.

We drop a big announcement you won’t want to miss.